BITES GOD DRUMMER APPLICATION
OCCUPATION: Drummer, singer, writer,
comedian, black-skivvy wearing filmmaker, method actor,
whatever I can scam my way into, really.
NICKNAMES: Nerdy pants, Nerdy head,
Nerdy bum, Piss.
TELL US MORE ABOUT YOURSELF: I
have been writing and performing comedy for 9 years
with the Gorskys. We have performed live in theatres,
pubs, universities and a pizza hut in Adelaide. We also
run one of Australia's most popular, award-winning entertainment
websites - GORSKYS.COMedy.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN INVOLVED IN THE
MELBOURNE INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL OR ANY OTHER
UNDERGROUND MOVEMENT? Yes. Since 1992.
OTHER EXPERIENCE THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU
WORTHWHILE TO THE BAND: I can play Stairway to Heaven
CLAIM TO FAME: I once starred in
a television commercial alongside Rove McManus of Channel
10's Rove Live before he sold out to a lifestyle of
fame and fortune and adventure... oh god - the pain...
WHY SHOULD WE CHOOSE YOU TO BE OUR
DRUMMER? I am a very good drummer. Recently I learnt
how to drum with both hands.
OTHER REASONS: I have also attached
$100 cash to this form.
REFEREES: I have a note from my
DID YOUR MUM GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO
BE IN THIS BAND: Yes. But I told her it was Crowded